The Royal Bank is facing a crisis, and it’s time for a change of management.

The job certainly comes with a few problems. The chief cashier is more than likely a vampire, there’s something unknown in the cellar, and it seems that the Royal Mint is running at a loss (and people want to know where the money has gone!). A lot of people undoubtedly want Moist von Lipwig dead – but that’s nothing new for the former con-man turned Postmaster General and now owner of the bank’s… chairman.